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Anonymous Hinglish standup. No faces, only punchlines. Late-night sets, earlier regrets. We sell what we can't say on stage.
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180 GSM regular crew. Front print just says what you'd text at 2:14 AM. Made for comics whose set notes are also their feelings.
Based on the Male Classic Crew T-Shirt blank.
Measurements are garment dimensions in inches. Melange colors are a 90% cotton / 10% poly blend.
These garments are cut to Indian sizing, which runs about one size smaller than European. Measure a shirt you already own flat across the chest and match the centimetres below — that is more reliable than the letter.
| Size | ≈ EU | Chest (in / cm) | Length (in / cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | EU XXS | 36 / 91 | 25 / 64 |
| S | EU XS | 38 / 97 | 26 / 66 |
| M | EU S | 40 / 102 | 27 / 69 |
| L | EU M | 42 / 107 | 28 / 71 |
| XL | EU L | 44 / 112 | 29 / 74 |
| XXL | EU XL | 46 / 117 | 30 / 76 |
| 3XL | EU XXL | 48 / 122 | 31 / 79 |
| 4XL | EU 3XL | 50 / 127 | 32 / 81 |
| 5XL | — | 52 / 132 | 32 / 81 |
| 6XL | — | 56 / 142 | 33 / 84 |
| 7XL | — | 60 / 152 | 33 / 84 |
